List of All Motivational Posters
FUCK - That's coming out of your paycheckFLASHLIGHT - This is supposed to be the future. Where the fuck's the night vision?!
DIPLOMACY - Words dont' always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.
DESPERATION - Past a certain point, there's nothing to do but give up.
SURE THEY LOOK CUTE NOW - But wait till they drive through your fucking azaleas
BE ASSERTIVE - Because some people just won't listen to words.
BARK MODE - Switch it on
ATARI 5200 - It's bigger than a xbox
ASIAN GHOSTBUSTER - Who ya gonna carr?
AMERICA - Is this what we've become?
ALCOHOL - An acceptable aphrodisiac.
AIM HIGH - What's the worst that could happen?
ADVENTURE - Is taking inappropriate equipment to out-of-the-way places.
ABUSE OF MOTIVATOR - This used to be a picture of a man jumping over a brook.
REVOLUTIONARIES - Even if you spend your whole life combatting the force of capitalism, you still might wind up on a t
BLITZKRIEG - When you only stop for kittens
GIRLFRIENDS - They are for losers who can't download pr0n
BOOBS - You really can't go wrong with boobs
REDUNANCY - Because SOMEONE has to state the obvious.
GOOD IDEAS - In retrospect, almost never that good
IF YOU WERE A CREDIT CARD - You'd be American Express. No one accepts you.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They hatin, patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty
EBAY - Why bother playing to 60 when you can buy a character and say you did?
PLANNING - Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment.
SUPERSTAR DJ - Stop pretending that you're making that music all by yourself.
SPORTS - Not even the Dungeons and Dragons Club tries this hard to look like such colossal dorks
SLEEP - It's like death, only not as permanent
PROCRASTINATION - Hard work ofter pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
PORN'S LAW - The cumulative number of girls who have posed nude on the internet doubles every eighteen months.
POKER - Television makes everyone an expert
PODCASTING - With the right stage and the right voice there's no limit to the size of your audience
PESSIMISM - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lighting kills hundreds of people each year who are trying
OBJECTIVISM - The rich and powerful don't need instructions on how to be self-righteous assholes.
MISTAKES - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others
MENSA - It's like a subscription to a magazine that no one reads
MEDIOCRITY - It takes alot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
ABORTION - Don't knock it 'till you've tried it
ADOBE PHOTOSHOP - Even you can make people online think you're pretty.
THE INTERNET - Pointing out uncomfortable things since 1996.
FRATERNITIES - Why study when you can party?
FAIL - GTFO n00b
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES - I'm thinkin' Arby's
LINUX - Most people aren't intrested in assembling their car completely from scratch either
INEPTITUDE - If you can't learn to do something well, lean to enjoy doing it poorly
GOVERNMENT - Everyone is trusted to do the right thing, but no one trust anyone else to do the right thing
FUTILITY - You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99% of the shots yo
FAILURE - When your best just isn't good enough
ENTOURAGE - In some small way, deep down inside, you just know that you're the one responsible for their success
DIAMONDS - Nothing says "I love you" like a superfical and overvalued rock clawed form the guts of the earth by
DEFEAT - For every winner, there are dozens of losers, odds are you're one of them
DATING - If it costs more than $200 to get her to put out cut your lossess and get a hooker next time
DAFT PUNK - Rock. Robot Rock
COMMITTEE - The more people involved in any project, the slower and stupider that project tends to be
CAPITALISM - When it uses the carrot it's called democracy. When it uses the stick it's called fascism
BLOGGING - We're going to need more monkeys
AWESOME - It's comforting to know that no matter what you do in life, it will never be as awesome as this pict
APATHY - If we don't take care of the customer maybe they'll stop bugging us
AGONY - Not all pain is gain
FAIL - That's why you always get picked last, fatty
OH SWEET! - Futurama's on!
RAINBOWS - Not as gay as you might think.
BERRIES & CREAM - I'm a little lad who loves them.
BALL PIT - No one comes out alive
REDUNDANCY - Just in case you're totally oblivious
DONT FEEL BAD - I laughed too. Hard
56K - I hate you I hate you I hate you
DECISIONS - His wife wouldn't tell him where to put it
WW II - This was how it was done!
GOTTI - I've got a golden ticket...
AWESOME - Once again, you will never be as awesome as this guy!
ONE PIECES - Too small you say?
WHAT THE SHIT? - Excuse me, but what the fuck are you doing?
FALSE WII ADVERTISING - How to make the most popular console even more popular
RAPE - It's like saying Hello in Japan
A DIRTY MIND - If you got one you'll see it
MICHAEL JACKSON - Possibly scarier than Pedobear
NEON SIGNS - Are best kept lit
STALKERCAT - Is watching you
WANT CAWWOT!! - Where's my cawwot?!?
BITCHSLAP - Whenever your bitch ain't being obedient.
OVERKILL - Because if Mr. Fluffykins doesn't do it, who will?
WATERGUN - Squirtle Sqirtle
THE INTERNET - Where men are men, 75% of women are men and all children under the age of 18 are really government a
THE GOOGLE! - It does everything
LOLCAT - You never knew such witty banter with cats could be so devilishly cute
LEVITATE - Learning the spell is the easy part
HERPES - God's French Tickler
DEXTERITY - Get over 20, and you can do all kinds of crazy shit
FOOD - He needs moar
ALCOHOL - When too much is never enough
MARIJUANA - It's nature's way
AMERICA - Fuck Yeah!
LEXUS - Japanese for "I can do whatever the fuck I want"
RESTRAIN - Sometimes you have to go with the flow
DOG - Who wants it?
WISDOM - The best lessons are the ones you teach yourself.
IGNORANT YOUTH - Sometimes you jsut gotta beat the kid
BOOBS - I have them so you lose
CHARGE - You are now stunned for one second
COLLEGE - The only place where shit like this happens
INPROVED GRAPPLE - It could save your life
IRONY - It just happens
THRILLER - It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
LOVE - Your weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you
CPR - This is not how you do it
Size does matter - Bigger and thicker... 'nuff said
ME LAWN - Stay off it!1! Why I oughta...
... - (Need I say more..?)
ATKINS DIET - So how is it a diet?
FIREFOX - Better than Explorer!!
LIGHTNING - Leaf me alone..!1!
MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - With funny pictures and caption, often stating the obvious
SAMURAI - Latex armour optional...
SUPERHUMAN - Not everyone with superhuman abilities uses them to fight crime
HALO - It sucks
PEER PRESSURE - Because lighting your face on fire is stupid if no one cheers
GAMER GIRLS - They dont' want you, they want your video games
GAMER GIRLS - They look good but they're getting ass prints on your systems
BAD JOKES - So a baby seal walks into a club
OH HI - I would like to have a BigM- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
CAPS LOCK - Not necessary al the time
MULES - They want to wat your children
INNUENDO - COME ON!!! Who eats a banana like that?!
ADEQUATE ROOM - Move Bitch!
WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.
CLOWNS - Ruining your childhood since before you were born.
PARTY TACTICS - There is a monster in the woods? Burn it, Burn it All
IN CASE OF FIRE - You are destined to burn
NOTICE - Thank you for noticing
EPICFAIL - Yes, Your Fail can Ruin your life
FREST ON FIRE - The poor man's Guitar Hero.
BARRETT _ M82 - For when you need to decapitate from a mile away.
SUPPORT - There when you need it, but often gets in the way.
THE SPANISH INQUISITION - Just when you least expect them
CAFFEINE - You're immune to sleep
ADVICE - PCs when you see this place, perhaps your GM is giving you a clue
Equipment - Encumbrance rules were made to be broken.
HALO3 - lemonparty,org Your source for Halo3 secrets and tips
PALADINS - Lawful Goos and Violent About it
OPTIMISM - There are times when the thought just doesn't count
STUPIDITY - Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
CONSPIRACY - For some time I had suspected Reginald of wrong doing. . . Now i believe my own life to be in dange
HIT POINTS - Anything more than none means I'm ready for action, baby!
THAT"S NOT A MOTORCYCLE - Why are you even wearing a helment
MENTOS . . . . - The Freshmaker
ROADKILL - Run Faster Next Time
AFRODUCK - All hail
SURPRISE GIFT! - Betcha didn't see that one coming
INTELLIGENCE - Everything Always Seems Like A Good Idea At The Time
DARING - When people with stupid names live on the edge, they usually fall off
COURAGE - Becuase hiding in the corner is the best you can do.
Charity - Give the gift that keeps on giving. . . long after is hasd blown off someone's leg
ACCURACY - If you can't aim, just remember that spraying hits something 100% of the time
MIDGETS - Who needs black people, not?
RED RING OF DEATH - It lurks around every corner, waiting for the right moment to strike
ASTRONOMY - Always reminding you of just how insignificate you really are.
JUICE? WTF IS JUICE? - I told you I want some grape DRINK!
OHH I'M SO SORRY - You must've gotten the impression that I F******* care.
FATTIES - When you see him you'll shit bricks
CRY MORE NOOD - Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You hurt my feelings over the Internet! Mommy!
DRAGONFORCE ON EXPERT - Wait, What?
THE AMERICAN DREAM - Never having to leave the command center Ever
YOUR COUCH - Fuck It
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, - I'll Fuck you with a rake
BREAKFIZZLE - The most important mizzle of the dizzle. To ya health, bitch
512GB RAM - Are you ready to unleash the fuckling fury?
JAPANESE PEOPLE - Are not to be fucked with
OH MY GOD - It's a shark
FIXED - There's nothing, photoshop can't fix!
CAMOUFLAGE - Just because you cannot see them, it does not mean they cannot see you
BREAD - I has it you can has it
BATMAN - He doesn't like chocolate
APHEX TWIN - Honestly does he write this stuff or just slam his keyboard
STUPIDITY - Taking it to a whole new level
CHEESE '08 - A vote for Mayor McCheese is a vote for freedom
PEACE - Through superior bust size
CLOWN MEAT - It tastes funny
OH LOOK! - Cupcakes
WELL THEN GOOD NEWS - It's a suppository!
WHEN YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks
BLOWING YOUR LOAD - Because that's the American way
SIZE - It's always going to matter
FUCK THE HARPOONS - We need bigger guns
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Cannot be un-seen
FUCK THIS SHIT - Nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure
MULTI-CLASSING - Because wizards run out of spells
HORSEPOWER - Is not measured by the size of your exhaust tip. dont be a dickhead
HILLARY CLINTON - A vote for her, is a vote for rape
FORESIGHT - Knowing then what you realize now
DORITOS - It's like a kick in the balls
PARIS - Even Photoshop knows what's up
SPEECH BUBBLES - Keeping your deepest secrets since the 50's
LEX LUTHOR - You're like the richest man in Metropolis. Can't you just BUY some cakes?
BOB ROSS - Now admit it: You always knew he was god.
MODS - They're not there when you need them, nut always there when you DON'T need them.
DUMBLEDOR - They con't call him "Headmaster" for nothing
FAILURE - Even the greatest things on earth will experience it
MONEY - You wasted it because you failed to fucking read
DISHES - Do them, now
RATE PIGS - Yeah, I feel sick too...
DARTH VAGER - Even small woodland creatures mock him...
ZOMBIES - They only want your brains
BOYFRIEND - Next to every hot chick is a guy completely bored with what he once would kill for.
PIRACY - Too important to be left up to Disney
SITUATIONAL AWARENESS - Some lessons can only be learned once
WTF BBQ! - Because sometimes it's the only proper response
KUNG FU - Mine is better then yours
FEMINISM - Not everyone can be beautiful
ABORTION - Yay omelets!
BREAF MINTS - Y'all can't be havin' no stank breaf.
MATH - 17 + 17 = 34 That's legal!
JAIL - Yes please
GEEK TEST - If you know what this is, you pass
PRIORITIES - Dude, shes got an SNES. Take it and run, I'll distract her.
MY DOG - Will rape yours... violently
MINORITY - Any show can avoid receieving criticism by adding one black guy... just one.
NIGRAS - Jesus fucking christ
STEREOTYPES - Maybe one day they'll learn
LIFE JACKETS - They'll save your life
HALLOWEEN - Better then Christmas
SELF RESTRAINT - Knowing your limit can help you to exceed your limitations
JIU JITSU - It's only gay if you make eye contact
BRUTE FORCE - If it doesn't work, you're just not using enough
HOPE - because she just might want to hear about your 12th level Paladin
CURIOSITY - You'll never know what you'll find
GEEK GIRLS - Incredibily sexxy. Must sought after. Sometimes just alittle scary.
MAC USERS - Ten percent of the market share. ninety percent of the crazy
MARRIAGE - Not intended for use with k-fed
EXCUSE ME... - WTF are you doing?
EPIC BOOBS - Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
EXCUSE ME... - WTF are you doing?
CHUCK NORRIS - Ultimate fucking win
STEREOTYPES - They always seem to play themselves out
VAGINA - It's not a clown car
BOX SOCIAL - I'm ready for it
12 YEAR OLDS - I can't tell the different and neither can you
BLACK PEOPLE - When you seem them, you'll shit bricks.
MOOSEKNUCKLE - Because camel toe has an ugly sister
SEDUCTION - Fuck it. Why bother? Just get those sluts drunk and wait.
VIOLENCE - It's always the answer. How'd you think we won WWII?
JAILBAIT - Sometimes it's worth it
JAILBAIT - Because if you don't hit it, someone else will
JAILBAIT - Because the best things in life are illegal
JAILBAIT - Because sometimes losing your best friend is worth doing his sister
JAILBAIT - If there grass on the field... Play ball
DAFT PUNK - Rock robot, rock
SENSE - This picture makes none
SHINANNIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun
CATNIP - Who cares about geopolitcal issues when the fucking walls are melting
PROOF - Where's your god now?
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - May 2008. We're all going to fucking die
TURRETS - "There you are"!
UNEXPLAINABLE - This picture can not be explained
BLITZKRIEG - When you only stop for kittens
RELIGION - Well, this is awkward
BANANAPHONE - Ring ring ring ring ring
SUDDENLY, BANANAS - ...thousands of them!
BLACK LINK - Ganon stole my hoe, I'ma go cap his ass
REDUNDANCY - Just in case you're totally oblivious
POOR DESIGN TEMPLATE - This is an example
VACATIONS - Ninja
OCCAM'S RAZOR - The simpler one is to be preferred
PRAYER - How to do nothing and still think you're helping
PATIENCE - Just a few more centuries
IMAGINE - A world without religion
JESUS - Santa Clause for grown-ups
GRAVITY - Just a theory
FAITH - The leading cause of death and destruction amongst humans
ATHEISTS - Winning since 33AD
ATHEISM - Reality is awesome
RELIGION - Keeping you in your place for thousands of years
TIME PARADOX - I divided by zero. OH SHI-
WAFFLES - Pancakes with syrup traps
CHRISTIANITY - Wakka wakka wakka
WHEEEE - I haven't done this in ages
UNIQUE -
OPTIMUS PRIME - Jesus couldn't turn into a fire engine
OH! - I see what you did there
LOL - PWNED
KENYA - Forget Norway
FLASHBANGS - Nobody's friend
FIREPOWER - For when subtlety isn't an option
DR GREGORY HOUSE - He's not amused with your bullshit
BUNNIES - Because syrup just doesn't do it for you anymore
STRIPPING - I'm sorry daddy didn't pay attention to you. Here's a dollar, now start dancing.
A WIRE - Because beer is heavy
ELEPHANTS - Larger than the moon
RELAX - It's just my armpit
PLAY DUMB - If she looks too young... just assume she is 18
DIPLOMACY - Words dont' always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.
RETARDS - We all know one
FATHERHOOD - If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back
MOM'S MINIVAN - Less conformist than the bus
INGENUITY - Don't just get a leg up on the competition, get 'em both up
JAILBAIT - You keep getting older and they stay the same age
FLEXIBILITY - It's almost never, ever over-rated
MY POKEMANS - Let me show you them
WII - Screw next gen. Gamers want to flail their arms like idiots
NINJAS - They're everywhere
CREATIVITY - If life gives you no money for hats, make a fro-hat
BEAUTY - ...is in the eye of the beholder... okay, maybe not.
MULLET - It's always nice to know you're better then someone
BLASPHEMY - A ticket to hell has never been funnier
BEER - It does the body good
MOTIVATION - It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care
CHANCES - Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.
SOMETIMES - You just wanna break the law
SEXISM - Only ugly bitches complain about it
ENVY - It wears a coat and hangs out in hallways
SMOKING - When cancer can sometimes be the cure and not the problem
THE ARMY - Don't ask, don't tell
MYSPACE - Jesus fucking christ
RACISM - Just in case
THE KING - It's really good to be one
COOLNESS - You may be cool... but you'll never be 4 popped-collars cool.
WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Where 40yr old virgins unite
BEHOLD - The power
DAMN 5-0... - ...always fuckin' with a brother
WODDLE - Only penguins make it cute
BALLS - They aren't going to suck themselves, lady
MISTER ROGERS - You're special in your very own unique way. In other words, we're all retarded
GUITAR HERO - Because you finally beat that fucking song
COKE - Lets do some
CHURCH - Where to turn when google can't answer your questions
TRUTH OR DARE - Best game ever
TECHNO VIKING - The only person who could kill Chuck Norris
GYM TEACHER - A wise career choice
FEAR - It'll make you shit your pants
BOOTY - The difference in getting an A or just barely passing.
NINTENDO - It raised your sorry ass better than a parent ever could
POWER NAP - But not when you're on duty!
CHUCK NORRIS - He doesn't sleep... he waits!
IRONY - Just when you thought it could never happen
MONKEY SWORD FIGHT - There is no fucking way you can be cooler than this picture
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL - Tomorrow, I'm thinkin' Arby's
FACEPALM - When words fail to describe the dismay, there is always Facepalm
SURPRISE ATTACKS - One things's for sure: Nobody ever sees the Pool Shark coming
FUCKING METAL - No matter how brutal you try to be, there's always someone ruining it for you
CAMO COUCH - It is made of hidden and sleep
NINJA REPELLANT - Not even ninjas can stop fire
PIC UNRELATED - It's probably true
FACEPALM - You're doing it wrong
DENIAL - Because if he's not really your fauther, you can keep doing your sister
SEXUAL HARRASMENT AT WORKPLACE - It happens
ABORTION - Need moar of it!
JAILBAIT - Take two they're small
TOOLBARS - When one just isn't enough
JOIN THE ARMY - Meet new and intresting people - and then kill them
BEER & TITTIES - That's why Germany is superior
EATING DISORDERS - Sometimes, the best magic buttons, are the ones in the back of our throats
LEAVE HIM TO ME - The police may have what's left over
QUICKLY CHILDREN - Get inside pikachu's vagina
FOR TEH LULZ - The only reason anyone does anything
XBOX - Xbox is teh hueg lol
EPIC FAIL - Seriously, how the fuck did you manage that?
CRAPPY JOBS - You know you have a crappy job when your boss tells you a life preserver is a flack jacket
BAMBI SHITTING BAMBI'S - Because the world isn't fucked up enough
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER - ...17, 18, frosted butts...
BARACK OBAMA - One badass mother fucker
EUROPE - We're all beautiful, thin, and intelligent
REALITY - No matter how good she may look now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit
COSPLAY - Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
EMOS - Always fun to punch
NINJAS - When was the last time you saw a ninja?
GLITTER - The herpes of crafting supplies
EVERY SINGLE HOLIDAY - A dick in a box
SOCK 'EM BOPPERS - More fun than a pillow fight!
INTIMIDATION - Aesthetics alone can scare the hell out of your opponent
CONSPIRACY - Elvis didn't die. he got fat and a really large camel toe
REMEMBRANCE - You may have performed perfected but you will always be remembered for your biggest mistake
ADMONITION - If you plan to dress like a slut, you might want to remember to hind your tampon string
CONFORMITY - Having the courage to be different could make you look retarded
PERCEPTION - Just because you dress like a slut, doesn't mean you're a slut or rapist
GUITAR HERO - For lazy bastards who do not want to learn guitar
ICY HOT - It feels good on the crotch area
RULE 34 - This could be good
DOGS IN HEAT - Its better than buttsecks
INVISIBLE BUTTSECKS - Secks in the butt
YOUR GUY - I played him and he died
MOONPIES - I iz one
TITS OR GTFO - It's either your mammaries or your word document
BEFORE YOU KISS - ...do a little research, mmmkay?
I'M SORRY - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
POOP - Nothin' says lovin' like something' from the oven
OH MY GOD - Where did that come from?
PIMP STORE - Buy one bitch, get another one at half price
GAY PORN - What else would he be masturbating on?
FORBIDDEN FRUIT - How many pieces do you see?
DAMN - That's you, 5 years from now...
CURVES - If i wanted a woman who has the body of a ten year old boy, I'd just date a ten year old boy
AMBUSH - Attacking when and where they least expect it
LINDSAY LOHAN - She'll flash her ass for a bunch of kids, but she won't do a full spread in Playboy.
BANGABLE - These girls are not
MISSING THE POINT - Why make a motivational poster if it's not motivational?
BOOBIES - You know you want them
WIKIPEDIA - Because you're too fucking lazy to reasearch it yourself
THE MEANING OF LIFE - Is a picture of Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime.
PEDOBEAR - Damn he's creepy
HEROIN - Because everyone needs a hobby
PEDO BEAR - Run for your fucking lives lolis
ZERG RUSH - This is the true face of starcraft
HOT REDHEADS - You read the title correctly
MOTIVATION - Nothing say keep going like a crazy mother fucker on a rooftop with a gun
DELICIOUS CAKE - This is delicious cake. You must eat it
WOMEN - They're only good for that lukewarm hole in their crotch, they'd better keep it ready for us
TOOL - When you have no style or imagination, just copy your friends
WOMEN - Always wrong
TRIPLE FAIL - Double only has one b
IDIOTS - Because everyone knows the correct answer was "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
NINJAS - So much better than pirates
JAILBAIT - Because we all know you'd tap that
GIVING UP - Because sometimes, people are just fuckin' stupid
NO SHIT - Sherlock
ORCHESTRAS - At least if you fuck up, no one will notice
RAPED - You're gonna get it
SLAVERY REINSTATED - Catch yourself a strong one
BROLY - His power is maximum
WEED - Helping americans learn the metric system
JESUS - Jesus loves the little donuts, all the donuts of the world
INNOVATION - Let's do more of that.
JAPAN - Producing 78% of the worlds wierd shit. Since 1952.
CORPORATE AMERICA - Because treating your customers like morons means you don't get sued
BIG ASS WHEELS - It's like masterbating in public... just because you can, doesn't mean you should
FAILURE - Nothing has ever failed quite as hard as you just did.
CEILING CAT - Is watching you masturbate
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They hatin, patrollin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty
INCEST - Fun for the entire family
THE ROCK - Hey guys whats goin on
BEAR GRYLLS - He simply walks into Mordor.
CREEP - Never saw it coming
TELEVISION - Why talk to your kids when you can watch with your kids?
INCOMPETENCE - Jsut because you have the tools doesn't mean you know how to use them
STEP SISTERS - No risk of genetic mutation in the offspring
WHY BOTHER - It'll only come back and slap you in the face
MASTURBATION - Because there's nothing on TV
POO - Because you can't spell shampoo without poo
BEER - Amazing things happen when geeks drink it
GOALS - It's best to avoid standing directed between a competivtive jerk and his goals
THINK - Do you really think you can fly if you flap your arms really fast?
SIMPLICITY - The simplest solutions are ofter the cleverest. They are also usually wrong
RETARDS - We all know one
HOUDINI - He started yound
EXERCISE - Welcome to America
E-THUG - Cause talking shit in person is dangerous
BRAVERY - Don't be afraid to stand up against your problems
HYDRATION - The key to marathon training
BEAUTY - It's only a light switch away
GROUP FAILURE - To ensure no child is left behind, none of us are going anywhere
VIOLENCE - Sometimes you want to punch someone
STUPIDITY - Taking it to a while new level
PHOTOGENIC - Some people have it, your ugly ass doesn't
DESPERATION - When no one else wants to take your fucking stress test
TIME - If the keg is gone, and no boys are taking to you. Its time to GO!
WHEN THEY SEE IT - They'll shit bricks!
WASH YOUR HANDS - Angry dog demands it
WHO SAYS OUR TWO RACES CAN'T GET ALONG? - We just have to sniff each others butts first
HIS LOAD - He just spilled it everywhere
HIS NUTS - They itch.
CHEERLEADERS - Finally they admit it.
SIGNIFICANT FIGURES - Absolutely Worthless,Just Use Fractions!!
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING - Seriously,how do you fuck this one up?
ELIMINATION! - Cause graphs and substitutions are against algebraic equations with emo variables.
JELOUSY - "I better be sandwitched between yall"
CURIOUSITY - Yay,now i have strawberry milk!
MEGAN PYATT - BITCH,I LOVE YOU!
YIFF - God that looks fun.
DIMENSIONS - Point,Line,Square,Cube,Tesseract,Triacontakaiditeron
SUPER SAIYAN - Is it in you?
STUPIDITY - Misunderstood Bravery
DIRTY JEWS - Maybe nobody likes you because you killed Jesus?
MRS. PRESIDENT - Two words that are actually scarier than this picture.
FEELIN' HORNY - I'll fuck every woman in this room, provided you give me enough beer.
VEGETABLES - Sometimes you eat them, sometimes you keep them alive and make a big spectacle about them
SOMETIMES... - There are some things you just are not meant to see. this is one of those things.
JEWS - Not welcome here!
BRAVERY - The ability to go out in public wearing whatever you want, standing next to hot daughter
WINTER - Enemy of homeless people around the world
HAPPY FIST - Saw that? That was my Happy Fist. It likes to meet happy faces.
REALITY - Worst game ever.
PHOTOSHOP - For those that can't get a real girlfriend
NOOB - Opposite of pro
FLOOD - Look On The Bright Side: A Waterfront House
SCHIZOID - Hug a creepy guy once in a while, you might prevent a Columbine!
MCDONALD'S - A US Government conspiracy... and they're everywhere... all over the world...
STAR POWER - An excellent way to lure your fans away from the fact that you suck!
PERSISTENCE - No matter what you do, you'll never get anywhere
WUNNENBERG - Afraid of the Burger King...oh shit!
HEEL STRETCH - Yea,the expression on his face is enough to see what hes thinking.
YES! - I AM INVINCIBLE!
ONLY IN JAPAN - You will find ass and boob cream.
NA AH AH - You dint say the magic word!
FREE CAT - Always a brighter side to everything!
MYTHOMANIACS - When it comes to trying to change the world, the only world you change is your own!
MCDONALD'S - A US Government conspiracy... and they are everywhere all over the world...
BOOBS - Nature's cup holder
INTERDIMENSIONAL CAT - Is watching you masturbate (twice)
WHO'S AWESOME? - You're Awesome!
PORN FOR GUNS - The next step in reducing gun violence
AMBITION - This kid has it
BLACK KID CRIMBS - 3 months old and already on parole
SEATBELTS - Protecting what matters
TWO GIRLS ONE HOSE... - Just add a cup and we're in business
SERVED - It's on
RUN DMC - You be 'illin.
REDNECKS - Cause who needs books when you could fuck your sister?
LIKE A WHORE IN CHURCH - You can dress them up, but you can't take them out...
WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS - A children's book based on true events...
NATURAL SELECTION - Because sometimes the gene pool needs alittle chlorine...
GOT MILK? -
FRESH HERPES - Traditionally served when on top of cheap skank with a side of tuna
HAMSTER SNIPER - Small, furry, deadly...
GILF - When a MILF just isn't good enough... go for her mom...
LIFE BEFORE INTERNET - At least now, Tom will be your friend...
FLYING DOGS - Apparently, scary as Hell to some people...
COLLEGE - Teaching debt and alcoholism since the FAFSA...
COLLEGE - Clothes + Music + Sex = University Education
BELGIUM - It's where to go for cheap, superior ass...
ASSUMPTIONS - Never judge a tube by it's smell. When you assume, you make an ass out of you and it's funny to me.
YOUR GRANDMA - Been playin' too much WoW
SHIFT - To reverse and back it up
HELP ME OBI-WAN KENOBI - Your my only hope
BITCHES - Are made not born
COWS - They travel in herds
HMMM... - I dont get it
CAMERA - I should give that kid one.
LOVE CRIME - White-on-white violence is less offensive
CELEBRATION - Somewhere in the world, a villiage is missing it's idiots
REGRET - Getting $2 off my movie tickets isn't worth this shit
ECONOMICS - Labor always costs money
TRUST - If you really love me, you'll let me have nude pictures
IRONY - Sometimes it is better to be 13-6 than to be 18-1
COINCIDENCES - Scoring is alot harder when you don't know what plays the opposing team is going to run isn't it?
CLASS - You ran up the score all season long, but when it comes time to take your loss, you run off the fiel
COMPENSATION - You should use your god-given skills to get to the top but if god forgot to give you skills, just ge
BULEMIA - The smart way to lose weight
ATTITUDE - Bitch, talk to the hoof
WISDOM -
VARIETY - Because bananas ain't the only things niggas like eatin n'shit...
TRUE LOVE - Sometimes you know it the instant you see it across the bar
TAPE - Shutting bitches up since 1926
PUNISHED - Lying about having a fever typically results in a feverishly hot spanking
NATURE - The great outdoors brings us one step closer to enlightenment, serenity and peace
WOMEN - Because this shit ain't folding itself
LEADERSHIP -
ORANGE SODA - Because KFC be too salty dawg!
GANKING - When a fair fight is just too difficult, bring your friends
DOMESTIC ABUSE - Because a man shouldn't have to repeat himself
DETERMINATION - Sometimes you jsut gotta tke the pussy
LIFE - Sometimes it can be pretty good actually...
DAUGHTERS - Because if you dont' teach them, someone else will
CHILD SUPPORT - Helping sluts buy boobs and designer clothes since the 80s
CHICKEN - Black people like it
BEAUTY - If she's hawt enough on the outside, who cares how annoying she is on the inside
ANAL - Because it's cheaper tan birth control
US AIR FORCE - We know how to conduct a war!
STEROIDS - No matter how much you put in your viends, you're still Carrot Top
FUCK - This guy doesn't give one
HAIRCUTS - Six bucks at a barbershop, free at home!
MCDONALDS - Customer
WOMEN - Can't drive
TEMPTATION - Do you really want to spend the rest of your life wondering?
STUPIDITY - Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit and idiots
BOO BERRY - The flavoring
LOW LEVEL SUPERS - Not everyone gets to be the avengers
TEAMWORK - Share victory. share defeat
DODGE - It's not only for rogues anymore
HOPE - I cant Vanguard on this, right?
WISDOM - Wisdom can increase you mana pool.
NYMPHOES OF THE WORLD UNITE - And unite...
CAREFUL...DON'T RUIN IT - Do you think that she wants to hear about yoru Drizzt clone?
MUNCHKIN - Whatever gies the most plusses!
STEALTH - You can't see me!
SAN CHECK - Okay, now roll sanity
FEARLESS - Because sometimes you have to remind the DM that you ain't afaid of nothin
SIZE - But I get a +2 to hit!
THE FALL OF MAN - This ring's proper bling, innit precious?
MULTI-CLASSING - All the disadvantages of both and the benefits of neither
RIFTS - Even the bras do MDC damage
CHICK TRACTS - Because every good game needs a laught now and then
VIRGINITY - Dude, you have chosen poorly.
MIN/MAX - Just a couple more points won't hurt
WOMEN'S ARMOR - Because sometimes the best armor is no armor at all
DUNGEONS - Home to porny slave girls since 1974
FANTASY ARMOR - What armor bonus does cleavage give again? and bare midriff?
DUMP STATS - When is Charisma ever going to be useful anyway?
REDUNDANCY - You only need one universal system to play any game. That's why you have nine thousand books.
KILL THEM ALL - And take their stuff
SNAKES + PLANE - Some times dont have to make sense. In face, they're better if they don't
CROSSOVERS - Some things only make sense when you're drunk
HIRELINGS - When it's just too dangerous to send a real character
RPG ARTWORK - Let's face it, a lot of it is porn.
KEEP TALKING - Maybe eventually you'll say something that will reverse all the other stuff you just said
D&D SUCKS - We get it. You don't like D&D. You can shut up now.
GAMERS - Right now, other people are having sex
IT COUL DBE WORSE - You could have sunk all of your points into your vehicle
HOT WOMEN AND MAGIC SWORDS - Because you'll never have either
KATANA - It can cut through a tank! No, really! I saw it on the internet somewhere!
WILD MAGIC - Not always a good idea
DEXTERITY - A god-stat by any other name...
SNEAK ATTACK - Reach out and touch someone
CONVENTIONS - Don't make eye contact
YOU'RE SO FUCKED - Seriously fucking fucked
ACCEPTANCE - Call it what you want. They're still toy soldiers, and you're still playing with them
POINT-BUY SYSTEMS - To get that bad-ass ray gun, Bob only had to take a few disadvantages
OBSCENITY - Oh my goodness
IGNORANCE - Sometimes it's best not to know
GUNS MIGHT BE FOR PUSSIES - But damnit, I'm alive
THE RULES - They may be stupid, arbitrary and irritating, but god help you if you break them
CALM DOWN - Don't sweat the small stuff
GRAVITY - Aw fuck
CHRIS FARLEY'S SIS - Lives in a van, down by the river
YOU AUDITION - We'll let you know
AMERICA - Fuck yeah
ZOMBIECAT - He cannot be contained
PIRATE PORN - Because ninjas are hard to film
FRIENDS - Why is it we have plenty as kids and our circles shrink with age?
POISON - A little goes a long way
OBESITY - Will that extra slice of cheese really make you happy?
KITTY PORN - When normal port just won't do you have to go for the illegal shit
COUSIN LOVING - A victimless crime?
FLEETING - Not true
FRENCHMEN - Wouldn't you like to give them all a bloody good kicking?
ASIAN GIRLS - If you don't like them, you're probably gay. Or french.
ACCIDENTS - Even god likies to drink on the job, it happens
ACCEPTANCE - Always be yourself.
THE INTERNET - It's for realz!
DUCT TAPE - It blocks pills, but not bullets. Hint hint
DESTINY - If you're patient, you will too get yours
ALZHIEMER'S - What do you mean dfaivexlz isnt' a word? And why is my picket filled with chewed steak?
RETARDATION - Sucks, doesn't it?
GOAT RAPER - Can't way we're really missing you
CHALLENGER - See what happens when you let minorities and women onto the Space Shuttle?
BAD GRAMMAR - It's nuclear, not cucular. You fucking idiot
FEELING HORNY - I'll fuck every woman in this room, provided you give me enough beer.
THE KKK - Because someone's gotta spread the hate
FUCKED - You did, now you are
RACISM - It works both ways, asshole
GEEKS - Yeah we get it alreay, you have never had sex and never will
REAL LIFE PETER GRIFFIN - Sucks to be you guy
IMAGE - See black people, I'm cool. Please see my movies
INNOCENCE - He made Thriller man... Thriller
WINTER - Enemy of homeless people around the world
METH ADDICTION - Looking bad never felt so good
VEGETABLES - Sometimes you eat them, sometimes you keep them alive and make a big spectacle about them
YOUR BOY, BLUE - Old people die. it's what they do
FAMOUS FIRSTS - Yeah, I was fucking her before it became the 'in' thing to do
SELF-CONFIDENCE - Whether you can fit them or not, the cute casher will have to find out for herself
ORIGINALITY - Cunt muscle? Who else would come up with that shit?
GENOCIDE - Hollywood cares, so I guess it's kinda important.
TRAGEDIES? - All those asians. Who thought anyone would have even noticed?
OPTIMISM - You're fucked, sucker
DIRTY JEWS - Maybe nobody likes you because you killed Jesus?
YOU'RE FIRED - The two words heard by whatever fucking genius decied to give this album cover the greenlight
DEMOCRATS - Race baiting since they were using traps with fried chicken
AUSHWITZ - Finger licking good
SOMETIMES - There are some things you just are not meant to see. this is one of them
THE MILLION MAN MARCH - Oh yeah, I went there
NEG REP JIHAD - Because you asked for it, n00b.
SUICIDE - Go ahead. we're all rooting for you
PLUTO - Fuck you, asshole planet. You're fucking dead to us
BORAT - After Bush, only the second man in history to piss off a whole country
BLOWJOBS - Helping women get jobs since the 1930's
MARIJUANA - All the cool kids are doing it
AGE - Your voice is obviously the first thing to go.
TRUTH - Hurts like a motherfucker, don't it?
THE RAZOR - Are these not available in Asia?
HOSHIHITO'S WIFE - Now accepting applications for female love slaves
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BEARS - ... they're alreayd full
JEWS - Not welcome here!
THIS GUY - What the fuck is up with him/
MRS. PRESIDENT - Two words that are actually scarier than this picture.
JEEZ, CLOWNS, HOW MAN TIMES. - Dont trust them
SKILL - I drive drunk with a bong in my lap all the time and this has never happened to me
THE BRIGHT SIDE - Thanks for the nucluer bomb, Maerica. Things turned out pretty well over here
IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE AN IDIOT - As long as you have somebody else to be an idiot with, so you don't get singled out as the only idio
DRY HUMPING MANNEQUINS - Sometimes, all it has to be is human shaped to get you off
CHOICES - Silly Emo, You thought you didn't have any
SELF ESTEEM - Don't worry. There are people here to take care of that
BRAVERY - The ability to go out in public wearing whatever you want, standing next to hot daughter
TEAM EURPOSE 2008 - Maybe USA will have a chance!
TEAM USE - When you've tried your best and failed
KARMA - Go ahead. Keep fucking with those animals
RELAX - Because sometimes a galactic war has to take a break
HOT SISTERS - Does it count as insense if you run one out to your attractive sibling?
WORK - This is why you do it
TRACKDAYS - Because golf is for faggots
SERENITY - Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul
REPSOL - It's Spanish for "Teamwork"
POWER -
POTENTIAL - Not everyone get to be an astronaut when they grow up
PERSPECTIVE - Everything looks better from the inside of a motorcycle helmet
IMAGE - Only for riders who stays on long strait roads
HARLEYS - Making men into boys since 1918
GOALS - Just because you have them doesnt mean you can reach them
GEAR - Because walking way in disgust beats riding way in an amulance
FAITH - Chicken strips are for losers
DUCATI - Making mechanics out of rides since 1946
DRAG BIKES - Ever wonder why they're called that?
DONUTS - No I dont' have any freakin' donuts
DETERMINATION - It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters
COMMITMENT - When you're beyond screwed, but way too stubborn to care
CHROME - Won't help if you can't ride
AIM HIGH - What's the worst that could happen?
ADVENTURE - Is taking inappropriate equipment to out of the way places
FRUSTRATION - No matter how many times you try, you can't shoot the dog
TITS - They're fucking awesome
PHOTOSHOP - For those that can't get a real girlfriend
FUCK YEAH - I fucking love Halo
GIRLS - They taste better
CONCENTRATION - Stay focused on your goals no matter the adversity
ASIANS AND DEER - They look the same when you run at them full speed
TITS - They dont' magically appear when girls turn 18
PETER GRIFFIN - Is watching you masturbate
IMAGINE - Cuz you'll never have a chance
CUNT PUNT - When you've had just about enough of playing fair
TRUE LOVE - Sometimes you know it the instant you see it across the bar
ANTICIPATION - You know she wants it
HEPATITIS C - Sign me up for that shit
TEENAGE TITS - Gods best work - satan's best tool
MCDONALDS - Animal growth hormones are good for something
HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS - Because no matter how old you are, they're always the same age
TELL THE TRUTH - You noticed the word nintendo first
MYSPACE - Because following little girls around at the mall is way too much work
FIRST RULE OF JAPANESE PORN - As cuteness increases so does the likelihood of being horribly raped by biant tentacles
PERSPECTIVE - Things can ofter look better from another angle
OBSTACLES - Because the journey can be just as amazing as the destination
MISSING THE POINT - Photographer's shadow. SLOPPY!
JUST KIDDING - There's no candy
ZORRO - Was here
HOMO - SOMETIMES A LITTLE TOO MUCH BEER BRINGS OUT THE TRUE COLORS
SLACKER - EVERY DEPARTMENT HAS ONE
NINJAS - Just give up, they are fucking everywhere
PEEK-A-BOO - I see you!
CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck Norris can see John Cena
JOHN CENA - Loves the unicorns
ANIME - Wtf
PRIORITIZE - At least you can fix the bike
PEANUTS - Treenuts they are not.
ULTIMATE HULK - He scores way more pussy than regular hulk
UNICORNS - If you find a D&D chick, chances are she would rather fuck a horny horse
MICHAEL HUTCHENCE - His death taught the gargoyles nothing
SCAT PORN - It sure is thirsty work
NERD - If you know who he is supposed to be you are one
ZOMBIE RAPE PARTY - Fight smurfette, for the love of god fight
GOTHAPOTAMUS - Your lucky its on a leash
SCAT PORN - It sure is thirsty work
DISAPPOINTMENT - When daddy would rather be with his new wife’s kids
LITTLE SISTERS - You won him over...your sister helps keep him at home
SNOWBOARD CAT - When you’d rather take her on vacation than deal with a full litter box
SANTA CLAUS - He knows you touched your sister’s hoo-ha
FAVORITISM - It sucks.
OH MY GOD - Look at the state of your walls young lady
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY - Where patience really is a virtue.
GAMERSLUT - She does not approve of your hax
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Proving relativity one ass at a time
GAY-TEST - If you like the one on the left, I've got bad news for you.
ROR - Raff Out Roud
Y SO SRS? - Tonight, People are going to die.
LAMBO DOORS - So played out, Lambo's don't even have them
SMILE - People will wonder what your up to!
SEGWAY WAR - New Chinese infantry. Guess they couldn't afford trucks.
PREPARE - To have your ass handed to you...
JOHN HOWARD - DJ's like a Mad C**t
SHIT - We're sorry to announce that it happens
DARTH VADER - Sometimes even lightsabers need a new blade..
PRODUCT PLACEMENT - Forcing you to unconsciously spend money everyday
BLACK OUT - Black Out...Is it too soon for this joke?
FAILURE - Aggro as two G's, faggot.
MYTH BUSTED - Myth Busted
PUSSY - Its in the Busch
CAMOUFLAGE - Protecting men from honey-dos since 1902
MORNINGWOOD - Rise and greet the new day
SCUBA GIRL - The next best thing to a horny Mermaid
COFFEE - Served just the way you like it
WHY? - Cuz, the school nurse is hot, that's why.
SMART CHICKS - Just like unicorns, dragons, and fairies: Entirely Mythical
NAKED AND SILENT - Yes, this is indeed a good day
JACKALOPE - Hunting licenses still available
ANGELS - Is This Heaven?
BUTTERFLIES - A favorite pet of angels everywhere
DETENTION - Again!? When will I learn...
CIRCLE PIT - Becase Slam Dancing Wasn't Gay Enough
BEER - Does the body good!
THE ANSWER - It is yes
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY - It's Time.....
IT'S HER JOB - Even the manufacturers know it.
WILFORD BRIMLEY - Bitches dont know bout my diabeetus
MILTON - My Stapler!
TOM CRUISE - Years to good movies ratio
SIDE WALK SALLY - Serving Osan since ever since
JAILBAIT - If we both hit it, maybe we can share a cell
X-RAY WEBCAM - Coming soon with speculum cam upgrade
SAND IN UNCOMFORTABLE PLACES - Our best scientists have nearly discovered a cure
NERD DREAM GIRL - Someone, Somewhere is masterbating to this picture
CLUB CHICKS - Aren't afraid to ask for what they want
HOCKEY FIGHTS - Girls making out can make anything sexy
NO RISK, NO FUN - PEDO -
X MARKS THE SPOT - If she struggles, bury your treasure again
PIZZA DELIVERY - In 30 minutes or get 30 minutes
IT'S REAL... - Where's your god now!?
CUP HOLDER - Guess where she keeps the chips and dip
THE GUTTER - When your mind gets there, you'll see it
BAD ASS!!! - I Fucking Love Kill Bill
FACE FUCK - That's One Way To Keep The Bitch Quiet
CAT MINT - What's Uuuup?!
FRIDGEDOG - Have You Seen The Cat?
KEEPING IT WARM - Just Not For You
JAILBAIT - Just Think... When You Get Out Of Prison She'll Be 18
SHARING - Is Caring
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER UNDERWEAR? - It's Not In My Mouth
THIS IS WHY... - Baseball is America's Favorite Pastime
FRIENDS - Always Willing To Lend A Helping Hand
PEAK-A-BOO - Not Just For Kids
FINLAND - Be afriad. Be very afriad!
FAIRY DUST - Sadly does not exist...
ROAD RAGE - It's for REAL men who fight in moving traffic
JAILBAIT - Your ticket to being a celebrity comes with a sex offender sign for your front lawn
MY FIVE - She's in it
MY TIE - Give it Back!
REDUNDANCY - Sometimes it's subtle
SEATBELTS - Click It or Ticket...won't be a problem
EASTER - F!@*! that holiday
PHOTOSHOP - Making us think unnatural thoughts about horses since 1990
LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE - Girls playing tackle football in their underwear...why wasn't I informed of this earlier?
GOTH JAILBAIT - If there's grass on the field...whatever
JAILBAIT SEDUCTION - Take note of the pose, because you'll be repeating it with your cellmate, Bubba
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! - Somebody had to say it!
BARRELL ROLL - Not always the best solution
PROOF - If Bob Barker says you fail, there's no disputing it.
DANE COOK - One silly bitch.
LICENSES - Not everything in life requires them.
PSYCHOS - It's almost always the cute ones.
THEFOTOKOPIER - Whatisit?
VIAGRA - You could fuck concrete!
DIAMONDS - That'll shut her up...FOR A MINUTE!
PORSCHE - For when you want to announce your wallet & penis size to the world.
IGIYARI! - Think of it as Japanese for "Shut the fuck up, n00b!"
FLOORCAT - He watches you masturbate!
KUNG-FU FIGHTING - Even cats do it.
CHAIRS - Fuck 'em!
PRODUCT PLACEMENT - Know your target audience
CONDOMS - At least use one with your girlfriends mom
EPIC FAILURE - And that shit is permanent
CLOVERFIELD MONSTER - Now you know what the fuck it looks like
COURAGE - Doing what nobody has done before
MUTES - Your little secret will always be your little secret
LAS VEGAS - You better hope it stays there
BARBIE - She's got some nice tits
SANDCASTLES - He hates them
PERFECTION - When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
30% OF WOMEN - Should have just shut the fuck up
PEDOBEAR - He is real...and comes in pairs
SITUATIONAL AWARENESS - Ever tried to shit bricks in a wetsuit?
BODYSLAM - When bitches just won't listen
ROCK BOTTOM - You'll know it when you get there.
THE MAZDA MIATA - When the rainbow bumper sticker just doesnt show who you really are
CAMOUFLAGE - Too bad it can't hide your face
ABORTION - It brings out the little kid in you
WOMEN DRIVERS - I bet the boat just jumped out in front of you
BOTTLED WATER - Now available in a can
40LB BOX OF RAPE - You know you want to open it
OH SHIT - Secretly, you always knew this day would come
AMPHIBIOUS ATTACK TIGERS - Yeah you're pretty much fucked
DAMSELS IN DISTRESS - You know you want to help them
RETARDS - We all know one
FACE RECOGNITION - 49% different is a lot
NINJA KITTY - You never see him until it's too late
MONEY - What? you're overweight? i didn't notice.
KARMA - It's a bitch, ain't it?
DAMN - They got smart
IN CASE OF FIRE - You are destined to burn
PERSISTENCE - If you stop now, you'll never get that cookie
FLEXIBILITY - Wait... was I saying something?
INVISIBLE SANDWICH - This is a sandwich, it is made of invisible and non-existant.
EASY BAKE OVEN - Teaching girls their place since 1963
THE DEVIL - Satan will take any more to make you sin, this one is a keeper
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY - An engineering feat
CHUCK NORRIS - Even Google is afraid of fiding him
ANSWER - Cubbybear is doing anal
CLEARANCE SALE - Brand new dishwashers and sandwich makers!
FLAME WARS - Kicking it old school.
YOU... - Are experiencing a car accident
MOSES - The ultimate badass
PROFESSIONALISM - You're a Sith lord and a role model in the organizational. Start acting
GREAT MOVIE - Dont make a poster of it
WASH ME - Somebody get me some soap and a washcloth, this may take days to do
YOU AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you finally figure it out
SHAME - No, you should not have done that for a Klondike bar
FLUFFY - Deadly things come in can come in cute packages
MCCAIN TAPS SARAH PALIN - Well, who wouldn't?
SEND LINK - A helping option in FireFox
HEEEEEEEERES - Cookie!
HYDROGEN BOMB - When you really want to piss off the neighbours
THE BEATLES - Because somebody had to be the fucking best
CORM - I like it
COME TO DADDY - Wait... what?
MULTITASKING - That's just showing off
ATTENTION - Some people need it like a drug
MOIST - And not just their mouths
ANNE FRANK - Hide and seek champion, 1941-1945
JOB SATISFACTION - Remember when you couldn't wait to clock in and take someone out?
IDEA - Lose weight
JAILBAIT - So tempting even other jailbait wants a piece of it
JOIN THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE - We've got Cookies
SIGNS - They're there for a reason
EXHIBIT A - The proof that she was asking for it you honour
COOKIE MONSTER - That cookie wasn't worth it, was it?
AH, C'MON - Do they even have to ask?
CLOWNS - Resistance is futile
EPIC FAIL - For some things, there's just no excuse
HONESTY - The first of our values
OH SHIT - Hang in there kid. this is gonna be a hell of a ride
MOONWALK - Its How You Cross The Street
BOATS ON FIRE - Not That Unusual
BOOBS - Without them... Life would not be worth living.
FANTASY - Better than getting busted for kiddie porn.
GUIDOS - Tanning gone horribly, horribly wrong.
FAMILY - Sometimes your entire family is fucked!
THIGHTS - Robin's secret weapon
FRIDGECAT - Have You Seen The Milk?
SEXY - Don't try it at home.
COTTON PICKING - Fun for the whole family
SINGLE AND LONELY - I still dont know why you are still bitching... we made you a pillow!
CAMEL TOE - Don't be ashamed ladies! Hell even Elvis had one!
PHOTOGRAPHY - Sometimes you just need that extra car to help you get the right angle.
CATS - Because not only do they have nine lives... BUT APPARENTLY THEY ARE SOME LUCKY BASTARDS TOO!!
CARPET MUNCHING - Reaally only good at certain times of the month. Also putting your whole head in... not really neces
VALENTINES DAY - Don't let them fool you, even single fat chicks love Valentines Day!!
CRABS - Because with just an once of cream you can forget all about that fat chick you fucked last night
SUGGESTIVE SELLING - What are we selling again?
DATING - Because 2 rohypnol can make the night complete
EBONICS - Because without it we would all just speak... cracka
SOCCER - Sounds like a shit load of fun to me!
CAKE - Because lets face it, its just better eatin naked
THE HOMIES - There dissing my girl
PEDOBEAR - Don't fuck around with him except you're underage
WHALE SEX - Because child porn isn't NEARLY sexy enough without a whale
PEDOBEAR'S MASTER - Pedobear Michael Jackson
ASIAN GIRLS - Do you REALLY wanna fap to anything else?
BEEF - It's whats for dinner, tonight
WIRED - Video games aren't her only stimulation
GRILL MARKS - She'll have some if that beer is warm
CONFIDENCE - Even when goals look impossible just remember: You're Bo Jackson, and you can zig-zag.
GUARANTEE - If being...
ASS'S - ... You can help butt stare...
YO DAWG - Yo dawg
DOUCHEBAGS - They travel in packs
SKILLS - You need them first
GENERAL LEE - You are doing it wrong
CHOICES - Wanna Balloon? SHIT YEAH!!!
SLEDGEHAMMERS - Sledgehammers
THE PEOPLE'S EYEBROW - Can you smell what Barack is cookin?
COINCIDENCE - It cannot happen twice!!!
TITS - It is your choice
FAT CHICK - They are always hungry
GUNS - They are dangerous
FRENCH TRAINS - Retard Probability in 40 minutes
HAIRY BALLS - I have them
A BAG OF MARBLES - He's lookin' at it
HYGIENE. - Because looking like a dumbass in public is worth having a minty breath.
SWINE FLU? - Give me a Vicodin and 20 minutes and I'll figure the shit out.
TENNIS - Gay as aids
SMART CAR - Because miata guygotta make fun of someone
RECALL - You might wanna open that envelope
VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS - Firefighters
THE NA'AVI - When smurfs and Jamaican sprinters don't practice safe sex.
PHOTOSHOP - Tools used to hide truth can occasionally be used to reveal truth.
EXPERIMENTATION - What...
RED HEADED STEP CHILD - Always good for a laugh
I NEVER KEW IT COULD BE THIS WAY - None
THE NEW CUB SCOUTS - Working on the arson badge
ASSHOLE WEBSITES. - Because they will make you feel bad about the tiniest mistake.